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in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

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“ if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands ”


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I will never not reblog this

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i literally am my url

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i wanna meet the male version of me 

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

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