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HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

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sehwun:

sehwun:

sehwun:

so after my prom there was an after party and i got home last night at 5am and went straight to sleep and this morning i check my phone and i have 3438 messages from people asking if im okay omfg what hte heck did i do

update: apparently i drank a little too much and danced for 4 hours straight and then passed out on a couch crying about chicken nuggets

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misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

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Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes

Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.

The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.

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jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

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If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

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julieidk:

if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough

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Skateboarding in New York City, 1965.

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